Under a false name
Two IRS agents were traveling through a rural area when their car broke down.
They walked to a nearby mansion and knocked on the door. A beautiful widow answered and said they were welcome to spend the night while her hired hands worked on the car.
Months later one of the agents received a package of legal documents.
After surveying the contents, he quickly called the other agent.
"When we were up in the country," the first agent asked," did you slip away in the night and go to that widow's bedroom ?"
"Yes," the second admitted.
" Did you use my name ?"
" Why,yes,but how'd you find out ?"
" She died and left me her estate."
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*kimmy Nguyen
| Words | Syllables | I.P.A | Pronunciation |
| rural | ru-ral | /ˈrʊərəl/ | /rural/ |
| mansion | man-sion | /ˈmænʃən/ | /mansion/ |
| mention | men-tion | /ˈmenʃ(ə)n/ | /mention_1/ |
| survey | sur-vey | /ˈsɜ:(r)veɪ/ | /survey_1 |
| estate | es-tate | /ɪˈsteɪt/ | /estate// |
| state | state | /steɪt/ | /state_1/ |
| package | pack-age | /ˈpækɪdʒ/ | /package_1/ |
