Saturday, June 2, 2018

CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI ( ANH)

Fr: MinhdNguyen * ba-bamail

Don't Mess With Believers, Okay?(*)

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
                            Act 2 38 2 
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She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
burglar handcuffedAs the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"


 DanielDoan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen

Source :
( *) http://www.ba-bamail.com/content.aspx?emailid=29836


2. A Very Good Decision
Fr: Loan Phan *Huy Nguyen


I went to the liquor store  Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Johnny Walker and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Johnny Walker before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very good decision,because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.


  Daniel Doan*Paula Le* Kimmy Nguyen


  scriptures
  Scripture hay the Scriptures-The Holy Scriptures ( The Bible)
 act 2 38   
Acts 2:38
Acts (of the Apostles)  Trong kinh thánh,các thiên kể về công việc truyền giáo của các thánh Tông đồ.
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)



 ax             38 pistol 
        ax: cái rìu                              38 pistol


cuff a cuff :cái còng tay hay còng số 8

to cuff : còng tay

                                                        a  bike with a basket : xe dạp có rỏ
                                                             To fall off the bike
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  1. Words    
 2.Syllables      
    3. I.P.A
  4. Pronunciation
Scripture
Script-ure
/ˈskrɪptʃə(r)/
apostle
a-pos-tle
/əˈpɒs(ə)l/ 
cuff
cuff
/kʌf/  
baptize
bap-tize
/ˌbæpˈtaɪz/
/baptise
liquor
liq-uor
/ˈlɪkə(r)/