Sunday, June 23, 2019

CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI (ANH) NGƯỜI CHỒNG LÝ TƯỞNG LÀ CÁI TV

Fr AJokeADay
Perfect Spouse
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman: "Buy a television."






 Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen




                               BẢNG TỪ VỰNG 4 CỘT
                                                          
   Words
    Syllables
      IPA
 Pronunciation
spouse
spouse
spaʊs/
 /spouse 
leisure
leis-ure
/ˈleʒə(r)/
 /leisure 
result
re-sult
/rɪˈzʌlt/
suitable
suit-a-ble
/ˈsuːtəb(ə)l/
televison
tel-e-vi-sion
/ˈtelɪˌvɪʒ(ə)n/

 Từ điển điện tử sử dụng :https://www.macmillandictionary.com/