Fr: Tweety Nguyen
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/;
*Panic is when both are pregnant!
cartoon : https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-image-pregnant_
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_
*Either the car is new or the wife.*
3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!*
4. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident /ˈkɒnfɪd(ə)nt/ and confidential /ˌkɒnfɪˈdenʃ(ə)l/?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!
5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman:_
*"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
*The woman replied: "My husband's cheque /tʃek/ book!"
6. A prospective husband in a book store. Do you have a book called: *Husband the Master of the House?*
*Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*
7. Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. " What's the secret?"_
*Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!*
8. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day._
*Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*
*Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever...*
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen
Bảng từ vựng 4 cột
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1. What's the difference /ˈdɪfrəns/
between stress, tension and panic?
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/;*Panic is when both are pregnant!
cartoon : https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-image-pregnant_
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_
*Either the car is new or the wife.*
3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!*
4. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident /ˈkɒnfɪd(ə)nt/ and confidential /ˌkɒnfɪˈdenʃ(ə)l/?
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!
5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman:_
*"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
*The woman replied: "My husband's cheque /tʃek/ book!"
6. A prospective husband in a book store. Do you have a book called: *Husband the Master of the House?*
*Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*
7. Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. " What's the secret?"_
*Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!*
8. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day._
*Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*
*Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever...*
Bảng từ vựng 4 cột
www.MacMillandictionary.com
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confident
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con-fi-dent
/ˈkɒn-fɪ-d(ə)nt/
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/ˈkɒnfɪd(ə)nt/
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confidential
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con-fi-den-tial
/ˌkɒn-fɪ-den-ʃ(ə)l/
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/ˌkɒnfɪˈdenʃ(ə)l/
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difference
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dif-fer-ence
/ˈdif-(ə)r-əns/
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/ˈdɪfrəns/
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pregnant
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preg-nant
/ˈpreɡnənt/
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/ˈpreɡnənt/
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cheque
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cheque
/tʃek/
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/tʃek/
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