Fr: MinhdNguyen
Source : http://www.ba-bamail.com/
Revenge # 1 (*)
A man's daughter turned 18 years old, and he was very glad that it was time to hand over the last alimony/ˈælɪməni/ check he had to pay his ex-wife.He asked the daughter to approach him, and when she did he said to her,"My daughter, I want you to take this check to your mother and tell her that this is the last damn/dæm/ check she will receive from me for the rest of her miserable /ˈmɪz(ə)rəb(ə)l/
life. Tell her that. "
The girl went to give the check to her mother, and her father was very curious to know how the witch would respond.
When the daughter returned, her father asked her right away: "What did your mother say?"
"She said she was also looking forward to this day too because she wanted to tell you that you are not my father ..."
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen
Revenge # 2 (*)
A husband on his deathbed said to his wife in a hoarse, weak voice: "My hour has arrived and before I leave, I want to confess to you ...""No, no, you shouldn't strain yourself, sit still," interrupted the woman.
"I insist," said the husband. "It's better to die with a quiet, clean conscience."/ˈkɒnʃ(ə)ns/
"Well, I'm listening," said the woman.
"I had an affair /əˈfeər/ with your sister, your mother, and your best friend,"said the husband.
"I know," replied the woman pleasantly, "that's why I poisoned you."
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen| Words | Syllables | I PA | Pronunciation |
| damn | damn | /dæm/ | /damn_1/ |
| miser | mi-ser ˈmaɪ-zə(r)/ |
/ˈmaɪzə(r)/ | /miser/ |
| miserable | mis-
er-a-ble /miz-(ə)r-ə -b(ə)l/ |
/ˈmɪz(ə)rəb(ə)l/ | /miserable/ |
| science |
sci-ence /ˈsaɪ -əns/ |
/ˈsaɪəns/ | /science/ |
| conscience |
con-science /ˈkɒn - ʃ(ə)ns/ |
/ˈkɒnʃ(ə)ns/ | /conscience/ |
| affair |
af-fair /əˈ-feə(r)/ |
/əˈfeə(r)/ | /affair/ |
| alimony |
al-i-mo-ny /ˈæl-ɪ-mə- ni/ |
/ˈælɪməni/ | /alimony/ |
(*) Bản tiếng Pháp
