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1.A Little Pill Gets a Woman in Big Trouble
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband's passion.
"Why don't you give him Viagra?" the doctor asked.
"Oh, no," the woman replied.
"He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache!"
"That's not a problem," the doctor told her.
"Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. He'll never even know."
Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked.
"Oh, Doctor!" she exclaimed. "It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!"
"And that was horrible?" the doctor asked, puzzled.
"Oh, the love making was wonderful!" the old woman exclaimed...
"But I can never show my face in that coffee shop again!"
2. An Unexpected Prescription
One day, a little old lady went to see the doctor.The kindly medical professional asked her, "What seems to be the problem, dear?"
She said, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
"My farts never smell, and are always silent.
"As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor said, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week, the little old lady returned for her follow-up appointment.
"Doctor," she said, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly..."
The doctor said: "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
