1. Fertility Technology Has Certainly Come a Long Way...
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked.
"Not yet", said the mother. "I'll make coffee and then we can visit for a while."
Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "may we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
A while later the guests asked again, "may we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing impatient, they asked, "well, when can we see the baby?"
"When it cries!" she told them.
"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?"
"Because, I forgot where I put it."
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen |
2. An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.
"Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen Source : http://www.ba-bamail.com/ |
