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 Fr:MinhdNguyen
Joke: 
 A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. 

A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

 

The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me." 

 The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?
God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"

Daniel Doan*Paula Le* Kimmy Nguyen

 Source :   http://goodriddlesnow.com/jokes/funny-jokes

                  

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Words	Syllables	IPA	Pronunciation
coast	coast	/kəʊst/	/coast_1
cost	cost	/kɒst/	/cost_1
aboard	a-board	/əˈbɔː(r)d/	/aboard
abroad	a-broad	/əˈbrɔːd/	/abroad
shore	shore	/ʃɔː(r)/	/shore_1
chore	chore	/tʃɔː(r)/	/chore
dolphin	dol-phin	/ˈdɒlfɪn/	/dolphin
helicopter	hel-i-cop-ter	/ˈhelɪˌkɒptə(r)/	/helicopter