Thursday, February 8, 2018

CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI : TRẺ CON VÒI VĨNH LÀ THẾ ĐẤY ( ANH)

Fr:MinhdNguyen
1. I Thought You Were Out

Mum : Horace,why are you crying ?
Horace: I’ve hurt my finger,Mum
Mum :When did you do that ?
Horace: Half an hour ago.
Mum: I didn't hear you crying then.
Horace: No, I thought you were out.




2. Regret
Little George was crying , and his dad asked him why.
" I've lost 5 dollars ," sobbed  George
"Never mind," said his dad kindly, " Here's another 5 dollars  for you." At which George howled  louder than ever.
"Now what is it?" asked his dad.
"I wish I'd said I'd lost 10 dollars !"


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