Thursday, April 6, 2017

CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI:I'M BROKE ! ĐÃ BẢO LÀ KHÁNH KIỆT RỒI MÀ !

Fr: Loan Phan*Huy Nguyen
Only in ONTARIO  
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day; to be confronted by  a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum  
/ˈvækjʊəm/ cleaner.


      'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time. I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.. 
'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!''and she proceeded to close the door. 
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
 ''Don't be too hasty!'' /ˈheɪsti/ he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' 
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure məˈnjʊə(r)/
onto her hallway carpet. 
''Now; if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'' /rɪˈmeɪndə(r)/
The old lady stepped back and said,''Well let me get you a fork, because Hydro One cut off my electricity  /ɪˌlekˈtrɪsətithis morning."


DanielDoan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen\






                     BẢNG TỪ VỰNG 4 CỘT             
Từ điển sử dụng


   Từ
 Âm tiết
 Phiên âm  
Phát âm
vacuum
vac-u-um
 /ˈvækjʊəm/
hasty
hast-y
 /ˈheɪsti/
manure
ma-nure
/məˈnjʊə(r)/ 
remainder
re-main-der
 /rɪˈmeɪndə(r)/
electricity
e-lec-tric-i-ty
 /ɪˌlekˈtrɪsəti/
                      Phân biệt  âm //và âm /eɪ/
reminder:  ký âm: /rɪˈmndə(r)/  -   phát âm /reminder
        something that heps one to remember (nhắc nhở)
        If he doesn’t pay his bill,send him a reminder
Remainder :ký âm: /rɪˈmndə(r)/ -  phát âm    /remainder_1/
         what is left (phần còn lại)
         You can keep the remainder of the money 
           nhưng:   What is left of a meal ( đồ ăn thừa ) là                     the remains of a meal  hay leftovers (*)

leftover : phần còn lai không dùng đến :an amount of something that remains after you finished using it  : a bottle of leftover perfume- the leftover chicken There was some leftover chicken  (il restait du poulet) - I made a curry with the leftover chichen (j’ai fait un curry avec le reste du poulet). 

(*)leftovers are the food that remains uneaten after a meal : đồ ăn không hết  ( Pháp: les restes) .Có thể  warm up the leftovers (hâm lại để người ăn) hoặc Throw the leftovers to the dogs (đổ cho chó ăn).
...../.