Thursday, October 27, 2016


Fr: Minh Đuc Nguyen 
 Q: Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
A: Because one egg is enough
( 'an egg' is 'un oeuf ' in French that sounds like 'enough' in English)
 Q: What sound do ducks make in English?
A: Corner, corner.
(In French, ducks say "coin, coin." "Coin" is also the word for corner)
 Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it to the van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
'Monsieur, this is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet (1) to buy Degas (2) to make the Van Gogh.'(3)
And you thought we didn't have De Gaulle(4) to publish this?

(1) Monet

 no money
                The gas 

Van Gogh

 make the van go


(4)    De Gaulle  The goal