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     The Gate of Heaven

 An American , a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident 
/ˈæksɪd(ə)nt/.
They arrived a the Gate of Heaven, where  flustered /ˈflʌstə(r)d/St.Peter explained  that there had been a mistake /mɪˈsteɪk/.

“ Give me $500 each,” he said “and I’ll return you to earth  /ɜ:(r)θ/ as if the whole thing never happened.” /ˈhæpənd/
“Done!” said the American . Instantly 
/ˈɪnstəntli/ he found himself  standing unhurt /ʌnˈhɜː(r)t/ near the scene /si:n/.
“Where are the others?” asked a medic /ˈmedɪk/ .
“ Last I knew,”said the American, “  the Scot was haggling /ˈhæɡglɪŋ/  price,and the Canadian was arguing /ˈɑ:(r)ɡjuɪŋ / that his government  /ˈɡʌvə(r)nmənt/ should pay.”

 
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Words	IPA - Pronunciation
accident ac-ci-dent	/ˈæksɪd(ə)nt/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/accident
argue ar-gue	/ˈɑː(r)ɡju/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/argue
earth	/ɜː(r)θ/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/earth_1
flustered flus-ter-ed	/ˈflʌstə(r)d/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/flustered
government gov-er-ment	/ˈɡʌvə(r)nmənt/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/government
haggle hag-gle	/ˈhæɡ(ə)l/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/haggle#haggle__3
happen hap-pen	/ˈhæpən/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/happen
instantly in-stant-ly	/ˈɪnstəntli/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/instantly
mistake mis-take	/mɪsˈteɪk/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/mistake_1
scene	/siːn/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/scene
unhurt un-hurt	/ʌnˈhɜː(r)t/ http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/unhurt