Tuesday, July 7, 2015

TIẾNG ANH QUA CHUYỆN CƯỜI

Fr: Minh Duc Nguyen 
 1. A Perfect Son
- I have the perfect son. /ˈpɜ:(r)fɪkt/ or  /ˈpɜ:(r)fekt/
- Does he smoke ? /sməʊk/
- No, he doesn’t.

- Does he drink whiskey (whisky) ?/ /ˈwɪski/
- No., he doesn’t.
- Does he ever come home late?
- No., he doesn’t.
- I guess you really /ˈrɪəli/ do have the perfect son. How old is he?
- He will be six months old next Wednesday. /ˈwenzdeɪ/
 
headphone funny
    
Daniel Doan*Paula Le* Kimmy Nguyen
 2. Doctor, It Hurts
A man goes to the doctor and says, “ Doctor, wherever /werˈevə(r)/I touch,/tʌtʃ/ it hurts.” /hɜː(r)tz/
The doctor asks ,”What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder
/ˈʃəʊldə(r)/, it really. When I touch my knee /niː/ OUCH !/aʊtʃ/When I touch my forehead/ˈfɒrɪd/, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “ I know what’s wrong with you. You’ve broken your finger!”
 
headphone funny
 
Daniel Doan*Paula Le* Kimmy Nguyen
3. Three Mice
Three mice were being chased by a cat.
The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked,”Ruff !Rruff! Ruff!” The surprised cat ran away scared .
Later when the mice told their mother what happened , she smiled and said, “You see , it pays to be bilingual !”/baɪˈlɪŋɡwəl/
headphone funny

Daniel Doan*Paula Le* Kimmy Nguyen

  Từ
                   Ký âm  và  Phát  âm
   Perfect
   Per-fect
/ˈpɜː(r)fɪkt/  or     /ˈpɜː(r)fekt/

   smoke
/sməʊk/

   guess
 /ɡes/

   Really
   Re-al-ly
 /ˈrɪəli/

  Wednesday
  Wednes-day
/ˈwenzdeɪ/

  Tuesday
  Tues-day
/ˈtjuːzdeɪ/
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/tuesday
  Wherever
  Wher-ever
werˈevə(r)

   touch
/tʌtʃ/

   Hurt
 /hɜː(r)t/

   Ouch
/aʊtʃ/

   Forehead
   Fore-head
/ˈfɒrɪd/  or   /ˈfɔː(r)ˌhed/

   break
 /breɪk/
   Bilingual
   Bi-lin-gual
baɪˈlɪŋɡwəl/