A man is in a barber’s getting a shave /ʃeɪv/ and a manicure./ˈmænɪkjʊə(r)/
He says to manicurist /ˈmænɪkjʊərɪst/ ,“How about going out to dinner with me tonight ?”.”/təˈnaɪt/
“I can’t.” she answered /ˈɑ:nsə(r)d/,“I am married.”/ˈmærid/
“ Tell your husband /ˈhʌzbənd/,” says the customer /ˈkʌstəmə(r)/, “ that you have to work /wɜ:(r)k/ tonight.”
“ You tell him,” says the manicurist .“ He’s shaving you! ”
“He’s shaving you !” manicure /ˈmænɪkjʊə(r)/
2. That’s Where It’s Gone
Surgeon:/ˈsɜ:(r)dʒ(ə)n/
How is the patient /ˈpeɪʃ(ə)nt/ doing after I operated /ˈɒpəreɪtɪd /on his heart?/hɑ:(r)t/
Nurse:/nɜ:(r)s/
He’s doing fine except /ɪkˈsept/ for one thing- he seems to have a double heartbeat/ˈhɑ:(r)tˌbi:t /
Surgeon :
Ah- so that’s where it’s gone- I wondered /ˈwʌndə(r)d/ where I lost my wristwatch /ˈrɪs(t)ˌwɒtʃ/
Daniel Doan* Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen
Careful !
A man is in a barber’s getting a shave and a manicure.
He says to manicurist,“How about going out to dinner with me tonight ?”
“I can’t.” she answered,“I am married.”
“ Tell your husband ,” says the customer , “ that you have to work tonight.”
“ You tell him,” says the manicurist.“ He’s shaving you! ”
That’s Where It’s Gone
Surgeon:
How is the patient doing after I operated on his heart?
Nurse:
He’s doing fine except for one thing-he seems to have a double heartbeat
Surgeon :
Ah- so that’s where it’s gone- I wondered where I lost my wrist-watch.
