Fr: VuedeDiue
A JOKE
One day Russ didn't show up.Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Rưss hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really go worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ. But one day,Sam approached the park and lo and behold ! There sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he cried out loud : "Russ,what in the world happened to you?"
" Jail ? " cried Sam. " What in the world for?"
" Well," Russ said, " You know Sue, that cute sexy little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam ," I remember her . What about her?"
" Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'". The damn judge gave me thirty days for lying under oath." ( Photos: Google)
" Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'". The damn judge gave me thirty days for lying under oath." ( Photos: Google)
DanielDoan*Paula Le * Kimmy Nguyen
Lo and behold : used for introducing something surprising that you are about to tell or show someone : lạ chưa kìa!
word
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syllable
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IPA
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Pronunciation
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word
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word
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/wɜː(r)d/
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world
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world
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/wɜː(r)ld/
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squirrel
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squir-rel
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/ˈskwɪrəl/
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Vidéos tập phát âm
1) Phát âm: Word & World - Can you tell the difference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m10KUnY3xvg2) Phát âm : Squirrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGyWifMrDsA3) Phát âm : squirrel - Người Đức khó phát âm từ này
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPI-REGdH0Dễ thông cảm thôi ! Ngôn ngữ này có thể có hay không có cùng những âm như ngôn ngữ kia.
Đối với người ngoại quốc khi nói tiếng Anh, vấn đề phát âm lẫn lộn thuờng là đề tài cho những hiểu lầm tức cười:
âm /r/ phát là /l/ : một điã cơm chiên ( fried rice) thành một điã ( fly lice) ruồi rận
wrong way ( ngược đuờng) thành long way ( đường xa)
âm /d/ phát là /t/
how do you do thành how two you to
âm th/θ/ phát là /s/
I think (tôi nghĩ) thành I sink( tôi chìm)
âm/n/ phát là /l/
my name (tên) thành my lame (què quặt)
âm /r/ phát là /l/ : một điã cơm chiên ( fried rice) thành một điã ( fly lice) ruồi rận
wrong way ( ngược đuờng) thành long way ( đường xa)
âm /d/ phát là /t/
how do you do thành how two you to
âm th/θ/ phát là /s/
I think (tôi nghĩ) thành I sink( tôi chìm)
âm/n/ phát là /l/
my name (tên) thành my lame (què quặt)
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