Friday, July 15, 2016

TIẾNG ANH QUA CHUYỆN CƯỜI

Fr: VuedeDiue
 A JOKE 
Russ and Sam, two friends, very old and frail,met in the park every day to feed the birds,watch squirrels /ˈskwɪrəlz/  and discuss world/wɜː(r)ld/ problems.
One day Russ didn't show up.Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Rưss hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really go worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ. But one day,Sam approached the park and lo and behold ! There sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he cried out loud : "Russ,what in the world happened to you?"
Russ replied,"I was in jail."
" Jail ? " cried Sam. " What in the world for?"
" Well," Russ said, " You know Sue, that cute sexy little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Sam ," I remember her . What about her?"
" Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old, I was so  proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'". The damn judge gave me thirty days for lying under oath."  ( Photos: Google)



DanielDoan*Paula Le * Kimmy Nguyen




Lo and behold : used for introducing something surprising that you are about to tell or show someone : lạ chưa kìa! 

  word
 syllable
    IPA
 Pronunciation
word
 word
/wɜː(r)d/
world
 world
/wɜː(r)ld/
squirrel
 squir-rel
/ˈskwɪrəl/
/squirrel_1/          


Vidéos tập phát âm

 1) Phát âm: Word & WorldCan you tell the difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m10KUnY3xvg

2) Phát âm : Squirrel 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGyWifMrDsA

3) Phát âm : squirrel - Người Đức khó phát âm từ này 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPI-REGdH0

Dễ thông cảm thôi ! Ngôn ngữ này có thể có hay không có cùng những âm như ngôn ngữ kia.
  Đối với người ngoại quốc khi nói tiếng Anh, vấn đề phát âm lẫn lộn  thuờng là đề tài cho những hiểu lầm tức cười:

âm /r/ phát là /l/ một điã cơm chiên ( fried rice                    thành một điã ( fly lice) ruồi rận
            wrong way ( ngược đuờng) thành  long way đường xa)

âm /d/ phát là /t/
                      how do you do thành how two you to

âm th/θphát là /s/
       I think (tôi nghĩ)  thành I sink( tôi chìm)

âm/n/ phát là /l/
       my name (tên)  thành my lame (què quặt)
       
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